During an impassioned
sermon about death and final judgement, the pastor said forcefully, "Each
member of this church is going to die and face judgement." Glancing
down
at the front pew, he noticed a man with a big smile on his face. The minister
repeated his point louder. "Each member of this church is going to die and
face judgement!" The man nodded and smiled even more. This really got the
preacher wound up. He pounded the pulpit emphatically when he came to the
ultimatum: "Each member of this church is going to die and face
judgement!!!" Though everyone else in the congregation was looking somber,
the man in front continued to smile. Finally the preacher stepped off the
platform, stood in front of the man and shouted, "I said each member of this
church is going to die!" The man grinned from ear to ear. After the
service was over, the preacher made a beeline for the man. "I don't get
it," the preacher said in frustration. "Whenever I said, 'Each member
of this church is going to die,' your smile got bigger. Why?" "I'm
not a member of this church," the man replied.
Today's Joke
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